Hello everyone it's Jediah here and I just wanted to tell you about this new YouTube account I made called "DestroyahDude334". I have decided to talk to you about this new channel mainly because I don't confuse people, I made this channel because I want to be known as DestroyahDude334 on YouTube and not only that but because I want to start making movie reviews and making more new video with my HD camcorder I got for Christmas. I was thinking about making DestroyahDude334 ever since I uploaded my video called "Update #3". Well that's all I'll say right now.
One Eyed Pictures Production
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Movie Reviews
Hello, Jediah and I'm going to talk about future of my YouTube channel "OneEyedPictures1" more specifically movie reviews. I will be doing movie reviews, new and old movies and I'm planning on reviewing for my first movie review "Contagion". Since it's a very simple movie and I consider it a docufiction which is a fictional story presented in the form of a documentary not like a found-footage film, but a film that feels so realistic that it feels more like a documentary than an actual movie.
So I'll review that movie and then I hope to review the Men in Black movies since there's a new Men in Black movie coming out, so I'll review those when I get those on Blu-Ray. So that I wanted to say that I will be doing movie reviews on my channel
So I'll review that movie and then I hope to review the Men in Black movies since there's a new Men in Black movie coming out, so I'll review those when I get those on Blu-Ray. So that I wanted to say that I will be doing movie reviews on my channel
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Alien vs Predator reboot effort
In 2004 the first Alien vs. Predator directed by Paul W.S. Anderson was released and while did good in the box office by grossing $171,183, 863 worldwide, it hated amongst the fans of both the Alien and Predator franchises. And in 2007 Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem and grossed $128,835,085, but was hated even more by fans of both franchises, both films are not very good and are some THE most hated movies on the Internet.
But with Nimrod Antal’s Predators revamping the Predator franchise and Ridley Scott directing an Alien prequel called Prometheus, I think it’s time to reboot Alien vs. Predator and correct the mistakes from the two trashy movies and get a better screenwriter and reinvent this crossover and show to fans there can be a good AVP movie in the world and not all AVP movies are horrible.
Here are some of things we need to do to make better Alien vs. Predator movie
1. Get a Writer who can actually write good characters and good dialogue
2. Make it a character-based story with great and memorable characters like in Aliens
3. Get good actors to play the roles and give them stuff to work with so they can bring their characters to life
4. Include Colonial Marines
5. Make the Colonial Marine characters compliment the Aliens characters and the Predator characters
6. Get a person to do the special effects and make them good and not look fake
7. Make the Xenomorphs and Predators mostly people in suits and animatronics usless the scene calls for CGI
8. Get Industrial Light & Magic to do the CGI effects
9. Make the movie R-rated
10. Get creative control over the project and prevent Twentieth Century Fox from inferring
11. Redesign the PredAlien
12. Make gestation period of the Xenomorphs several hours again
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Murderer New Draft
MURDERER
R E V I S I T E D
Earth 147 years in future is not great at all; since the 2000s, the Iraq war had continued and the Taliban have been growing in power, crime on every city street. The climate increasing in temperature, heat waves everywhere, and pollution getting worse; also the world population is growing rapidly and cities are extremely crowded and sweaty. So in the year 2077, the UN funded a company called Humanity, Inc. which will make plans to save humanity and prevent the Earth from getting too crowded and food from running out. So in 2101, Humanity, Inc. sends a team of astronaut to go the Earth-like planet known as EG-567 to see if it’s habitable planet for humans. In the future, NASA is no longer the only company that sends missions to space, now everyone has space missions. And the goal is get to EG-567 before any country goes there.
CHAPTER 1: THE PERFECT EARTH-TWIN
100 years later…
The spaceship known as Explorer 345 sent by Humanity, Inc. has reached the star system in which EG-567 is located. Like Earth, EG-567 is the third planet its star system, which is according to Earth science: the life zone of a star system. The star in this system is solar like the Sun and is twice the size of the Sun, and EG-567 is 4 times the size of Earth and each of the continents are 10 times the size of Earth continents.
The astronauts are awakened from cryogenic sleep and the astronauts include: Jessica, the leader of the group, Dylan, the co-pilot, John, a field worker, Daniel, another field worker, Jackson, the medical officer. After the wake up, they put some clothes and eat breakfast made their cooking- robot which cooks them, eggs, bacon and hash brown and some coffee. They talk to each other about what they’re going to do when they get back to Earth and when they finish eating, they get to work. They switch off the auto-pilot and have their computer scan EG-567 and the computer says in a mono-tone computer voice “EG-567: 100% liquid water, 99 % land mass, temperature: 2.3 ˚C ( 16 ˚F), Chlorophyll 100%, Oxygen: 100% and Carbon Dioxide: 100%, planet habitability: Absolutely”. Then they ask the computer “so the planet is habitable?” and the computer answers “correct, but unlike Earth it has way more water and way more land mass as well more oxygen and carbon dioxide and it is way better than Earth in terms of how habitable it is”. Jessica says “so it’s a perfect planet for life, better than Earth?” and the computer says “yes”. The computer then says “it what it termed as the perfect Earth twin”
CHAPTER 2: LANDING ON EG-567
After the computer tells them that the Earth twin or Alien Earth as some call it is habitable, they go to land on the planet. Jessica and Dylan fly the ship to EG-567, this happens slowly and staidly because they don’t want to risk destroying the ship. Once they reach EG-567’s atmosphere the launch two probes named Darwin and Even to the planet which land the highly vegetated areas on EG-567. While, the astronauts decide to land in the desert and Dylan asks Jessica why they’re landing the desert and Jessica answers “because you don’t what’s in those plant areas where’s probably a lot of things that could kill you, so we’re landing the desert”.
Three hours later, they finally land on the EG-567 desert now classified as “Sun Desert ” by one of the astronauts. The astronauts get ready to walk out of the ship with no space gear since there’s oxygen on the planet, but the computer tells them that must put on some gear and they ask why. The computer explains “you see EG-567 has a temperature higher than Earth, and EG-567’s atmosphere absorbs more of the star’s ultra-violet rays, making the deserts hotter. Buy in the jungle areas on EG-567 have water that evaporate and stay in the area, covering the jungle area in a watery mist that if you’re not wearing helmet can drown you and when leave the EG-567 jungle areas you come out all wet, because of the watery mist”. So they put on some suits that protects them from ultraviolent rays and then they walk out of the ship, meanwhile Darwin and Evan crash-land in a jungle area and scan for water and on their scanners it says “100% evaporated water and 99% liquid water. The two probes hover through the trees and things, in the desert the astronaut; all though they can feel the ultra-violet rays, they feel the heat which causes them to sweat. As they walk through the burning desert they stumble across a pond with vegetation and they see creatures in the water. Dylan pulls out a device with a vacuum-like tube and sucks up some of the water with the creatures inside, the device scans the water and says “unknown organism length: 5 inches, gender: unknown, breathing method: unknown, diet: unknown”. Then Jessica asks “what kind creature is this?” and Dylan says “I don’t know, but it’s weird”, but farther away, something moves in the sand.
Darwin and Evan continue their journey through the wet jungle and the film the jungle and they capture a four-legged extraterrestrial animal with no eyes walking and roars and then runs away. Then film a gigantic creature once again four-legged. Meanwhile in the desert John walks and stops for a breath and sees a dark figure standing on a sand hill far way and when he blinks the figure disappears. Later, the astronauts walk in a sandstorm and then Daniel screams and falls to ground which startles the others and see them sliding on ground almost like something’s pulling him. Then Dylan trips on a rock and drops the container that has the creature they found in the pond inside. The creature disappears and the Dylan gets up then Daniel stops sliding.
CHAPTER 3: THE MONSTER WITHIN
The crew gets back to ship and Jessica sends a report to Humanity, Inc. telling they’ve reached EG-567 and she tells them that the planet is hotter than Earth and has an atmosphere that absorbs more ultraviolet rays than Earth. But has lots of oxygen and carbon dioxide and the EG-567 manager asks Jessica “so EG-567 is habitable for humans?” and Jessica says “yes”. Then she hears Dylan screaming, they go see what’s wrong with Dylan and she yells “my arm! My arm!”, they tear her shirt and see the creature they in the pond is moving under her skin. And then Jessica gets a knife and cut Dylan’s arm to get the creature out and then they see the creature and then Jessica squishes the creature.
CHAPTER 4: THE INTELLIGENT ALIEN
Jessica asks the manager of Humanity Inc. what do to do next. And the manager says “Come back to Earth, your mission is complete and now you have no reason stay on EG-567” and Jessica says “ok”. As they get ready to leave, the computer says “Jessica, my RADAR system is detecting a life form outside” and Jessica asks Dylan “is everyone in the ship?” and Dylan says “yes” and the computer says “it’s not human”. Then Jessica gets out of her seat and run to door and Dylan asks “what are you doing” and Jessica says “I’m going to see what kind of creature it is”. Then when the door opens they hear a roar and something hitting the ground, it turns out to an alien. An alien that was knocked out cold by the door opening, but this one wasn’t just any alien, this alien has technology all over it and had a mask on its face and wires coming from its mask. Jessica realizes the alien is intelligent, Jessica tells the other crew members to take the alien inside. But the alien is too heavy; it takes the entire crew to take the alien inside the ship. Then Jackson asks the computer if it can do a scan of the alien and the computer says “yes, all metal objects and technology must be removed from the extraterrestrial in order for me to a scan of it”. So the crew removes the creature’s technology and things, when they take off the creature’s mask they see mask has wires that are going into the creature’s head, forming eye sockets. And Jackson pulls out the wires going into the creature’s skull and then they put the creature in a machine to be scanned. Jackson looks inside the mask and see the wire are coming from two lenses and Jackson tells the computer to scan after it’s finished scanning the alien.
After the computer scans the alien, it says “well the alien you found is the first intelligent alien ever found” and the crew all say “yes” in excitement, because they’ve made a discovery that every scientist has been trying to make and the computer says “creature has no eyes” and Jackson says “that’s because it poked its eyes with these screws that wires on them”, then the computer says “well according to genetic mapping, this creature had no eyes when it was born”. Jackson says “well how’s possible?” and the computer explains “Well you see this species naturally has no eyes, but these extraterrestrials have large ear holes, so its hearing is fantastic. My scanners suggest that these aliens are dependent on hearing to move and explore the world around them; also the alien has nerves are over its feet that detect the creature’s location and sends it to the brain, basically the alien is able to feel the vibrations in the area it’s in and see where it is and react to any enemy its path. Also this alien has a lot of things you’d find in earthworms like the alien has setae on its back (which are hair-like structures that help an earthworm move underground)except the alien’s setae are spike-like, almost how an earthworm does, both the alien and earthworms have no eye, and both have regeneration ability”. Then Jessica asks “and what do you mean the alien’s able to regenerate, what’s that suppose to mean?” and the computer says “it’s grow back any missing limbs, damaged skin; it also has brain that’s able to repair itself, so if the alien’s brain gets damaged, then the brain will repair itself” and Jackson asks what kind of skeleton does it have, and the computer says “the creature extremely bendy skeleton, which gives it the ability to move more quickly and has a lot of flexibility. Then the computer says “this alien is also very tall and thin and very muscular” and Dylan says “yes we know but what else” and the computer says “the alien is more muscular than us and gets taller than us and never grows any body fat, in fact this species is so muscular, they breathe 100% more oxygen than humans do; so much so that the aliens have microscopic pores all over its body that collect oxygen, making up for the lack of nose. And the creatures also produce 100% more carbon dioxide than humans do”. And the computer says “this creature is the perfect organism”
CHAPTER 5: THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC MARVEL ESCAPES
Jackson has the computer scans the mask and the computer says “this mask made of 100% iron and has more kind of energy that’s interfering with my circuits and it seems this mask is the aliens’ eyes, because it’s biomechanical and gives the aliens the ability to see”. Jessica sends another report to the manager of Humanity, Inc. that they’ve found an intelligent alien life form and she shows the information to him and asks “sir, should put it back outside or take back to Earth with us” and the manager says “take it with you, you found the very thing that scientists 20th and 21st century have been trying to find, you found the greatest scientific marvel, a course I want you to take it with you”. Meanwhile, John sits next to the alien, but the alien keeps snoring. John can’t snoring so he hits the alien with a stick tells it to shut up, but the alien continues snoring and John gets angry and before he could hit the alien with the stick again; it wakes up and breaks his arm and it’s fingerless hand unhinges 6 fingers with razor sharps claws on them, which are the size of steak knives and stabs John with them and Jessica hears him scream. The rest of crew runs to medical room to see what’s going on. Meanwhile, the alien pokes it’s hand through John’s stomach and rips his intestines and puts all of its gear on and grabs the mask and puts the screws through the holes in the skull and seals the mask and shoots the bullet-proof window with a high-tech laser gun and walks through it, escaping. When the crew gets the medical room they see John’s dead body and Jessica asks the computer where the creature is and the computer says “the alien is still in the ship, Jessica”. And then Jessica says “okay, let’s round up a search party”, then Jackson shows them all the equipment they’ll need such as: nets and a tranquilizer gun. But Jessica asks Jackson “what’s that gun right there” (on the table) and Jackson says “oh, this is a very dangerous gun, the Air Gun” and Dylan asks “what’s a Air Gun do?” and Jackson says “when it has a lot of oxygen in it and you pull the trigger then it’ll shoot the oxygen at the speed of light and blow apart anything in its path” and he demonstrates with Coke can and when he pulls the trigger the oxygen blows up the Coke can.
CHAPTER 6: WATER & CHAINS
The crew continues to search for the alien and the computer tells Daniel that the water pipes are leaking and to go check it out. So Daniel goes to the water pipe room and sees the water’s leaking and looks like rain. The pipe room has tons of chains on the ceiling and hanging from the chains is the alien. Extremely silent and lifeless looking, with its head down, you can’t tell that it’s alive. Daniel cannot see the creature hanging above him, the creature slowly raises its head still silent, Daniel notices a shadow above him, and then he looks up and sees the alien. Then the rest of the crew hear Daniel screaming, meanwhile the alien kills Daniel by chokes him by rapping a chain his neck and then stabs him with the wrist blade in the heart causing him to bleed and; the alien poke through his stomach causing a gallon of blood as well as his intestines and his stomach. Jessica shows up and sees blood on one of the chains.
CHAPTER 7: DANIEL’S WIFE
Meanwhile, the alien takes the body of Daniel and John and the alien rips the bodies apart; rip of their clothes, hair, skin and head. While, the alien tears Daniel’s body apart, it comes across a necklace. It grabs the necklace and sees it has a lock, it opens it up and reveals a photo Daniel and his wife. The alien looks at it and puts the necklace in Daniel’s pocket, and stops tearing his body apart. Seeing the photo brought bad memories for the alien.
CHAPTER 8: END OF THE COOKING ROBOT
Later, Jessica and the other two survivors Dylan and Jackson continue their search and they’ve set up a trap for the alien and used a piece of steak as bait, but the cooking robot was going to make dinner with that steak. The cooking robot goes in the hallway and grabs the steak and standing in front of it is the alien and the cooking robot says “hello, sir would like any assistance” and the alien blows up the cooking robot with its laser gun.
CHAPTER 9: THE MURDERER GETS SHOT WITH NO AFFECT
Jessica sees the pieces of the cooking robot and says “well there goes our cook” and then sees the alien and then she yells and shoots it with tranquilizer gun 13 times and Jackson shoots more tranquilizers and they all shoot tranquilizer darts at the alien creature and they don’t do anything. Then Dylan shoots the alien with harpoon gun and hits the alien with a large hammer which angers the alien it grabs Dylan by her neck and then Jessica stabs the creature with a kitchen knife and heads the alien with a frying pan and pours extremely hot grease on the alien. The alien screams in pain and runs away. Then Dylan asks “why is it killing all of us?” and Jackson says “because we made it anger” and Jessica says “or maybe it’s killing us for fun, like a murderer”.
CHAPTER 10: THE MURDERER KILLS DYLAN
As they continue their search, the computer asks Jessica “why haven’t you used the containment procedures” and Jessica says “because we haven’t captured the creature yet, you stupid computer”, and the computer says “I’m not stupid, I’m extremely intelligent program that was installed in this ship, so don’t call me stupid Jessica” and Jessica whispers “yeah, whatever”. Meanwhile, in the dining room Dylan grabs a cigarette and lighter and smokes. Meanwhile, Jessica asks the computer “so how will it take to repair the cooking robot?” and the computer says “No worry, we have a second cooking robot on board in case this got destroyed or malfunctioned, let me activate the second cooking robot”. Then the second cooking robot is activated by the computer. Meanwhile, Dylan hears something walking in the hallway. She’s not sure it’s Jackson or the alien and takes out her tranquilizer gun and she hears growling and then she reloads her tranquilizer gun and when she looks up she sees the alien in doorway and she freaks out. She begins shooting her tranquilizer gun and the alien shoot her left arm (the cut arm) with its laser gun and it just blows up and she screams in pain. Then the alien pulls out its wrist blade and Dylan tries to run but fails and gets stabs through the chest.
CHAPTER 11: THE COMPUTER MALFUNCTIONS
Jessica and Jackson are now the crew members who are still alive. They sit in the medical room and Jackson says “we’re not going to capture this creature; we’re all going to die” and Jessica says “no we’re not as long as we have hope” and the computer says “we are leaving at once” and Jessica says “no we’re not you dumb computer program” and the computer repeats itself “we are leaving at once” and it says “we are leaving at once” again in a low-pitched voice and then in a high-pitched and then the voice becomes broken and sounds distorted then the lights go out and the scanner turns on and off and the entire ship shakes and the lights explode and the entire ship goes crazy, sparks shoot from all directions and the cooking robot shoot a dozen kitchen knives at the wall and the broken water pipes just explodes and all the water come crashing down the bodies of John and Daniel fall out of the air ducts and the alien tries to escape and the doors in the containment room close before it could walk out and the alien roars in anger and the door behind the alien closes and the alien becomes even more angry. The entire ship gets flooded by the water and the gasoline tank in the ceiling breaks and spills all over the alien who’s trying to break the door.
CHAPTER 12: THE MURDERER DIES
The ship continues to go crazy and the computer system starts smoking and fires are everywhere. Then Jessica shows up and open the containment door leading to the ship but not the one leading outside and she looks at the alien says “You’ve killed my whole crew and you expect to escape you disgusting beast” and the alien roars and runs toward with its wrist blade and then Jessica cuts off the alien’s right arm with a machete and beats up the alien. Jessica just cuts the alien and beats it up and then the alien cuts Jessica’s back with its wrist blade and gets punched 10 times by the alien and then Jackson shows up with the Air Gun and shoots it at the alien and it blows its entire right side and the alien shrieks in pain, then Jessica hits the alien in the face with the machete knocking its mask right off. Then Jessica starts stabbing the alien’s head about 13 times and stabs it’s chest causing lots of blood to come out of the alien’s chest and the alien’s head spills a ton of blood and the alien roars and then Jessica stabs the alien’s stomach and pulls out the machete and a gallon of blood pours out the alien’s stomach and closes the door and presses the red button and it cremates the alien in this room. Since the alien had gasoline poured all over it, the alien’s skin burns a lot faster and the alien screams in pain as it gets burned in this oven, the fire burns the alien’s skull, cooking the brain inside and the alien shoots blade at the door causing all the methane gas to get in the ship and causing the fire to explode and the ship starts exploding. The alien continues to burn in the oven room and its brain explodes and its heart explodes and it dies. Then the oven explodes as well as the entire ship, Jessica make it out in time with an ultraviolet ray suit, but Jackson dies when the entire ship blows up. Now there’s no way to get back to main ship and now Jessica is stranded on EG-567. Jessica lays on the sand hill another spaceship shows up from the main ship Explorer 345 and Jessica says “great, I know I don’t have to sit here and rot in this burning desert”, she goes inside the spaceship and goes back to main ship. And she sends a report to Humanity, Inc. saying “The alien we found, had turned out to be hostile and it killed the entire crew; Dylan, John, Daniel and Jackson are dead, but I Jessica managed to escape, because the main ship sent a rescue ship three hours after I killed the creature and as well destroy the ship that we used to get here to EG-567. Well I’ll see you 100 years”; Jessica then goes into cryogenic sleep and the main ship sits in EG-567’s orbit, because Jessica wants to wake-up when Ark 1 arrives to EG-567.
THE END
Sunday, December 11, 2011
The Original Story of "Murderer"
Warning: This contain a lot of mistakes
MURDERER
What began as a mission to benefit humanity by making contact with aliens, has been turned into a crime scene.
A man drives home from work and as he drives from work, he sees a UFO. He stops to see what it is and as he stops, the trees start rustling in the wind and his cell phone goes out and a beam of red light hits his car. Then everything in his car starts floating to the car ceiling and the man looks out of his car and sees he’s going up in the air and he screams for help and he blacks out.
When he wakes up, people looking him and ask him who he is. The man asks where he is and the people answer “we’re on an alien planet” and the man questions that answer. Then asks what the year is and the people answer 2156 and he asks how could have been asleep for 147 years. He begins asking who these people and they tell him; they’re highly trained astronauts who are asking the same exact questions he’s asking. They tell him that they found his car along with other cars. To him this is all very strange.
And the astronauts it’s strange as well, they are on a mission on this alien planet to make contact in the inhabitants and they just came across a group of cars from the 21st century (the early 2000s to exact). And they wondered why are these old cars on this alien planet and how did they get there. And the American team had discovered a tube-shaped thing and when they opened it, it had a man in it that was preversed, nude and kept alive for 147 years. And after that discovery, more and more frozen people were found in these capsules that survived the test of time and hadn’t aged.
There are four teams of astronauts: The American team, the Russian team, the Japanese team and the French team. Their mission is to make contact with the intelligent life forms, and the American team asks the man they found frozen what the last thing he remembers was. He tells them that he remembers driving home from work and he saw a UFO and then his car floating with him inside. The funny thing is that people who were frozen are from different countries like Russia, Japan and France. This was very strange, the American send a report to NASA telling they found old cars from the early 2000s and found the drivers frozen in cyro. The American team sits down and eats. And their cook is a robot that programmed to cook a certain food; it’ll make it and make it good.
After dinner they all go to sleep, except for a woman who talks the man from the 21st century and asks him what his name is and the man tells Jerry. He asks if Earth has changed since he’s been gone, she tells him it has, she tells him people are eco- friendly, no uses trash cans anymore, everyone uses recycling bins, no uses gasoline for fuel anymore and everyone uses electricity for fuel and there’s cities on the ocean. Jerry says that’s very cool and they both go sleep. But the next morning, on the American team one of the astronaut’s named O’Neill gone and another astronaut lady named Melissa wakes and asks where that astronaut is and looks at his bed and sees the bed is torn up and blood’s on the floor, screams “no”. She runs outside and sees the trail of blood ends at hole with organs in it and screams “no” in angry and sorrow.
Later, the rest of the American team asks Melissa what happened and she tells them that she doesn’t know. Astrobiologist Dr. Monique from the French team tells them their missing a team member. The Americans tell them they have a missing team member as well.
Melissa smokes a cigarette as they work and another astronaut lady named Jessica asks if Melissa if she’s going to okay. Melissa tells her that she loved O’Neill very much and it’s very sad to find the one love’s organs covered in blood and in a hole. Jessica tells her to it’ll be okay and dry her eyes, and then Jessica asks Melissa where the cigarettes are. When Jessica walks back to the ship to gets a cigarette she hears footsteps in the ship and walks back in the ship and she walks to box and grabs a person named Drew. Drew had stowed aboard the ship, Jessica ask way he followed her all the way to an alien planet. Drew tells her that he missed her and he was worried about her.
Jessica and Drew had quite a history on Earth, before Jessica trained to an astronaut. She was working at a fast food restaurant with Drew and she was a waitress and Drew was a waiter. Drew was an annoyance to Jessica and made fun of her, one time when she giving food to a costumer and Drew stood behind her and grabbed her phone her pocket and Jessica got angry at him. Another time, Drew told her he wanted to tell her a secret about how to get a date. He took her in the bathroom and went a stall, then Drew told her to close her eyes and while her eyes were closed. Drew untied her apron and took off her pants and while trying to take off her underwear Jessica opened her eyes and punched in the face and told Drew to get away from her. Jessica was very angry.
So Jessica doesn’t like him that much and she tells him he better not mess her up during the mission or she’ll shoot him into space. And Drew says he agrees. Later, the American team walks through the desert and they all complain about the heat. Then find a statue, the statue is made of 100% iron and was built 200 years ago in the year 1956. Israel, an astronaut from the American touches it and says it extremely hot; it burns when you touch it. The French reach the place where the statue is and they find out it’s in an entire abandoned city. They walk around the city which has been buried in sand and the Japanese arrive in their motorized vehicles. And all of the teams decide to set a base camp at this abandoned city. The American go underground and see metal structures that are just swallowed in sand and a metal device that was found by one of the American astronauts named John and it flies out of his pocket and goes in a lock and turns on some lights. The Americans go through many hallways, and meet the Japanese who had made discovery of sarcophagus of some sorts.
While, the Americans and the Japanese look at them they tell them they have to open them to see what’s inside. Then they hear John screaming loudly and they see him with hands on his hand, shaking his head like he’s in pain and then runs into the wall and dies. They put his body in a body bag and wonder what made him run into the wall and kill himself, and then Japanese try to break open the sarcophagus and when they open it the Japanese astronauts' face are melted by acid of some sort. And when opened the sarcophagus it reveals a corpse, an alien corpse; the body was a skeleton already; and tell the Americans that found an extraterrestrial skeleton as well treasures.
The American’s medical officer does an autopsy on John’s body, he unzips the body bag and blood leaks out and sees the mouth was spilling out blood and the body had big wart-looking things on his face and pokes one of them with a scalpel a little and it pops and blood sprays on him.
Meanwhile, at the Japanese base camp, the Japanese astronauts drink beer that they took with them and two Japanese astronauts have sex in a sleeping bag and then a drunken Japanese astronaut looks at the planet’s moon and he sees something moving in the sand and he walks back to the camps and his chest explodes and sparks come out. And Japanese stop and then a blade flies through the air stabs a lady in her chest and the Japanese get out guns and then they fire their guns and Japanese men are pulled underground in holes and blood shoots of the holes and a naked Japanese lady screams in fear and runs away. And a Japanese astronaut is thrown in the air is torn apart they try to get out of the base camp and they’re sprayed with acid and some are melt. They’re all killed, heads get chopped off, blood either sprays or spills out of their bodies and organs are torn out.
The next morning, the American return to the abandoned city to see a dozen dead bodies, lots of sand and blood. The Americans tell the French and the Russians that a dozen Japanese are dead. Dr. Monique tells them that they have lost contact with Russians and Jessica asks her why and Monique tells them because all the Russians were killed.
And the Americans are disturbed by this information, later the medical officer lays in his bed feeling very hot. He sweats a lot and he arms start itching, and he pukes. The Americans and French find survivors at the Japanese ship and ask what happened and they all say big monsters with guns attacked them and killed a dozen of their men. The Americans question them about what the creatures look like.
Then they hear roaring and they run to where they hear the roaring and it turns out to be a dying alien. Not an animal, but the intelligent aliens and Jessica the Japanese if that’s what the monster looked like and they say yes. The take the bloodied alien to the spaceship and do examination of it and find out that the creature is part cold-blooded and warm-blooded and Jessica says a creature can’t be both cold-blooded and warm-blooded at the same time and the medical officer says according to science on Earth no creature can be warm-blooded and cold blooded at the same time. And the medical officer says the creature has a blackish red colored blood and has sharp teeth so it must be carnivorous. And he notices holes in its chest and tells them that he doesn’t know what to think of the holes in the creature’s chest. He says “There’s so much about the aliens that we don’t know”.
Melissa takes a shower and starts washing her hair and as she does this she sings Long Tall Sally by Little Richard and when she opens her eyes, she sees blood on the floor and she panics and sees the blood is coming from her and she screams and blood starts coming off her mouth. Jessica hears roaring the shower and screams and runs to the shower. As the roaring goes on the alien they captured is roaring, then Jessica gets everyone to go in the shower.
Try to break open the door and when they do they hear roaring and Jessica ask Melissa what’s wrong. Then they see Melissa roaring with blood coming from her head, then her noise falls off and her skin begins to fall off. Then it shows an alien called the Master of Disguise by Daniel another astronaut, who roars and pukes on the medical officer and grabs Jerry and breaks his arm throws him across the room and tears off his arms hits him with his own arms. Then breaks some glass in the operating room looks at the injured alien and the injured alien looks back and the Master of Disguise alien grabs the injured alien and starts beating up the injured alien. It punches it a thousand times and bites it back and eats the injured alien’s flesh and then Jerry gets back on his feet and runs out of the spaceship and gets killed by other aliens which enter the ship and start killing everyone. An alien throws the Master of Disguise weapons and gear. A dozen astronauts on the American are slaughtered by these extraterrestrials. They take the injured alien away.
Jessica looks out of the ship and sees a bigger alien grabbing the injured alien by the head and roars then jumps goes into the ground. Jessica then sends a report to NASA stating that they were attacked by extraterrestrials with advanced technology and the alien locals are not friendly. She says we had found an injured alien before the attack and then Melissa went to take a shower and she turned out to be an alien in disguise. She also says bigger aliens attacked and kidnapped the injured one.
Meanwhile, the aliens that attacked the Americans find the cryogenic capsules that the American has. Then they open them and one alien pulls a razor-sharp blade and stabs the person inside pulls the person out with its blade and lets go out the person who’s know dead. Another alien shoots some of the capsules with a laser gun, blood and green liquid fly into the air and fall back down. The alien with the injured alien, the leader of the group grabs person hasn’t wakened from the cryogenic sleep and tears the person apart.
FROM ALIENS’ PERSPECTIVE
To the aliens we’re like bugs that could just step on with no harm. The aliens are very angry that the Americans stole the injured alien, because the injured alien was police officer on their planet and these aliens are criminals, they’re gangsters that kill whatever they see whether it’s from another planet or not. They wear with graffiti on it
Before the humans came to make contact, the injured alien was a much respected police officer on its planet and was sent to find the gang’s hideout. This gang was known as the Bredordref (which is English written version of the alien word) which means the Killers of the Desert. He was from a desert society that likes live underground and the cities are just like elevators to get to the surface. It used a tracking device that it more technologically superior to any tracking device on our planet, then the police alien was infiltrated by the gang shoot its laser gun and fought them, but lost. The gang members abused the police alien and stole his gear and left the police alien to bleed in the sand, which lead to the humans finding the police alien. But the human didn’t know it was a police officer, they just called it the injured alien.
The gang takes the injured police alien and dead humans back to their hide-out which is underground. The gang tortures the police alien in all sorts of different ways, meanwhile the leader alien which is very dangerous crime lord who’s trying to rule over the lands. The leader is responsible for many attacks; the ganged terrorized a subarea area. They killed hundreds of neighborhood aliens. In many ways the leader alien is like Osama Bin Laden on the Alien World.
The leader tells a psychotic butcher alien to cut the humans they killed for food. The butcher does what the leader says and prepares the dead humans for lunch. But to the human astronauts they’re just any alien, not criminals.
FROM HUMANS’ PERSPECTIVE
Jessica waits to get a response from NASA and it finally happens, NASA tells Jessica they got her report. They tell that they must get off the planet and Jessica says that’s great and they tell her after they get back to main ship they must head back to Earth. Then they hear Dr. Monique scream and they run outside see an alien gang member ripping out Monique’s intestines and eating them and Jessica pulls out two pistols and begins shooting the alien and the alien grabs her and throws her. The alien takes Monique’s body and rips out all her organs and limbs, then Jessica closes the ship tell the other surviving crew members their leaving. They turn on the ship and they leave, as they reach the clouds Drew shows up asks “Are we forgetting something” and Jessica says no. Then Jessica asks where the French are and Drew answers “they’re all dead” and then stabs Jessica with scalpel and grabs her hair and pulls her down to ground and tell her he’s not Drew and Drew was the one whose organ in the hole and O’Neill is still alive and that he’s an alien in disguise. He says his gang is going to spread throughout the galaxy and that they know that humans are going to overpopulate Earth spread out and that his leader will kill the humans before the aliens’ military does. And gang member invaded the French ship are on board the main ship.
Jessica says “why are you aliens trying to kill us” and the alien in disguise as Drew says “because you humans are like ants, we can kill you without any law enforcement caring and you are going to rule over the galaxy in the farther future, and we will do what your dumb military failed a long time before, wipe you guys out”. Jessica says “so you guys are like terrorists?” and the alien in disguise says “no we aren’t we’re gangsters, drug lords; and another reason we want to kill you humans is because we need a new planet to inhabit, because no one on our planet wants us here, so we’ll steal your planet” and the alien in disguise says “we are the ultimate murderers”.
Then Jessica is killed.
THE END
MURDERER
What began as a mission to benefit humanity by making contact with aliens, has been turned into a crime scene.
A man drives home from work and as he drives from work, he sees a UFO. He stops to see what it is and as he stops, the trees start rustling in the wind and his cell phone goes out and a beam of red light hits his car. Then everything in his car starts floating to the car ceiling and the man looks out of his car and sees he’s going up in the air and he screams for help and he blacks out.
When he wakes up, people looking him and ask him who he is. The man asks where he is and the people answer “we’re on an alien planet” and the man questions that answer. Then asks what the year is and the people answer 2156 and he asks how could have been asleep for 147 years. He begins asking who these people and they tell him; they’re highly trained astronauts who are asking the same exact questions he’s asking. They tell him that they found his car along with other cars. To him this is all very strange.
And the astronauts it’s strange as well, they are on a mission on this alien planet to make contact in the inhabitants and they just came across a group of cars from the 21st century (the early 2000s to exact). And they wondered why are these old cars on this alien planet and how did they get there. And the American team had discovered a tube-shaped thing and when they opened it, it had a man in it that was preversed, nude and kept alive for 147 years. And after that discovery, more and more frozen people were found in these capsules that survived the test of time and hadn’t aged.
There are four teams of astronauts: The American team, the Russian team, the Japanese team and the French team. Their mission is to make contact with the intelligent life forms, and the American team asks the man they found frozen what the last thing he remembers was. He tells them that he remembers driving home from work and he saw a UFO and then his car floating with him inside. The funny thing is that people who were frozen are from different countries like Russia, Japan and France. This was very strange, the American send a report to NASA telling they found old cars from the early 2000s and found the drivers frozen in cyro. The American team sits down and eats. And their cook is a robot that programmed to cook a certain food; it’ll make it and make it good.
After dinner they all go to sleep, except for a woman who talks the man from the 21st century and asks him what his name is and the man tells Jerry. He asks if Earth has changed since he’s been gone, she tells him it has, she tells him people are eco- friendly, no uses trash cans anymore, everyone uses recycling bins, no uses gasoline for fuel anymore and everyone uses electricity for fuel and there’s cities on the ocean. Jerry says that’s very cool and they both go sleep. But the next morning, on the American team one of the astronaut’s named O’Neill gone and another astronaut lady named Melissa wakes and asks where that astronaut is and looks at his bed and sees the bed is torn up and blood’s on the floor, screams “no”. She runs outside and sees the trail of blood ends at hole with organs in it and screams “no” in angry and sorrow.
Later, the rest of the American team asks Melissa what happened and she tells them that she doesn’t know. Astrobiologist Dr. Monique from the French team tells them their missing a team member. The Americans tell them they have a missing team member as well.
Melissa smokes a cigarette as they work and another astronaut lady named Jessica asks if Melissa if she’s going to okay. Melissa tells her that she loved O’Neill very much and it’s very sad to find the one love’s organs covered in blood and in a hole. Jessica tells her to it’ll be okay and dry her eyes, and then Jessica asks Melissa where the cigarettes are. When Jessica walks back to the ship to gets a cigarette she hears footsteps in the ship and walks back in the ship and she walks to box and grabs a person named Drew. Drew had stowed aboard the ship, Jessica ask way he followed her all the way to an alien planet. Drew tells her that he missed her and he was worried about her.
Jessica and Drew had quite a history on Earth, before Jessica trained to an astronaut. She was working at a fast food restaurant with Drew and she was a waitress and Drew was a waiter. Drew was an annoyance to Jessica and made fun of her, one time when she giving food to a costumer and Drew stood behind her and grabbed her phone her pocket and Jessica got angry at him. Another time, Drew told her he wanted to tell her a secret about how to get a date. He took her in the bathroom and went a stall, then Drew told her to close her eyes and while her eyes were closed. Drew untied her apron and took off her pants and while trying to take off her underwear Jessica opened her eyes and punched in the face and told Drew to get away from her. Jessica was very angry.
So Jessica doesn’t like him that much and she tells him he better not mess her up during the mission or she’ll shoot him into space. And Drew says he agrees. Later, the American team walks through the desert and they all complain about the heat. Then find a statue, the statue is made of 100% iron and was built 200 years ago in the year 1956. Israel, an astronaut from the American touches it and says it extremely hot; it burns when you touch it. The French reach the place where the statue is and they find out it’s in an entire abandoned city. They walk around the city which has been buried in sand and the Japanese arrive in their motorized vehicles. And all of the teams decide to set a base camp at this abandoned city. The American go underground and see metal structures that are just swallowed in sand and a metal device that was found by one of the American astronauts named John and it flies out of his pocket and goes in a lock and turns on some lights. The Americans go through many hallways, and meet the Japanese who had made discovery of sarcophagus of some sorts.
While, the Americans and the Japanese look at them they tell them they have to open them to see what’s inside. Then they hear John screaming loudly and they see him with hands on his hand, shaking his head like he’s in pain and then runs into the wall and dies. They put his body in a body bag and wonder what made him run into the wall and kill himself, and then Japanese try to break open the sarcophagus and when they open it the Japanese astronauts' face are melted by acid of some sort. And when opened the sarcophagus it reveals a corpse, an alien corpse; the body was a skeleton already; and tell the Americans that found an extraterrestrial skeleton as well treasures.
The American’s medical officer does an autopsy on John’s body, he unzips the body bag and blood leaks out and sees the mouth was spilling out blood and the body had big wart-looking things on his face and pokes one of them with a scalpel a little and it pops and blood sprays on him.
Meanwhile, at the Japanese base camp, the Japanese astronauts drink beer that they took with them and two Japanese astronauts have sex in a sleeping bag and then a drunken Japanese astronaut looks at the planet’s moon and he sees something moving in the sand and he walks back to the camps and his chest explodes and sparks come out. And Japanese stop and then a blade flies through the air stabs a lady in her chest and the Japanese get out guns and then they fire their guns and Japanese men are pulled underground in holes and blood shoots of the holes and a naked Japanese lady screams in fear and runs away. And a Japanese astronaut is thrown in the air is torn apart they try to get out of the base camp and they’re sprayed with acid and some are melt. They’re all killed, heads get chopped off, blood either sprays or spills out of their bodies and organs are torn out.
The next morning, the American return to the abandoned city to see a dozen dead bodies, lots of sand and blood. The Americans tell the French and the Russians that a dozen Japanese are dead. Dr. Monique tells them that they have lost contact with Russians and Jessica asks her why and Monique tells them because all the Russians were killed.
And the Americans are disturbed by this information, later the medical officer lays in his bed feeling very hot. He sweats a lot and he arms start itching, and he pukes. The Americans and French find survivors at the Japanese ship and ask what happened and they all say big monsters with guns attacked them and killed a dozen of their men. The Americans question them about what the creatures look like.
Then they hear roaring and they run to where they hear the roaring and it turns out to be a dying alien. Not an animal, but the intelligent aliens and Jessica the Japanese if that’s what the monster looked like and they say yes. The take the bloodied alien to the spaceship and do examination of it and find out that the creature is part cold-blooded and warm-blooded and Jessica says a creature can’t be both cold-blooded and warm-blooded at the same time and the medical officer says according to science on Earth no creature can be warm-blooded and cold blooded at the same time. And the medical officer says the creature has a blackish red colored blood and has sharp teeth so it must be carnivorous. And he notices holes in its chest and tells them that he doesn’t know what to think of the holes in the creature’s chest. He says “There’s so much about the aliens that we don’t know”.
Melissa takes a shower and starts washing her hair and as she does this she sings Long Tall Sally by Little Richard and when she opens her eyes, she sees blood on the floor and she panics and sees the blood is coming from her and she screams and blood starts coming off her mouth. Jessica hears roaring the shower and screams and runs to the shower. As the roaring goes on the alien they captured is roaring, then Jessica gets everyone to go in the shower.
Try to break open the door and when they do they hear roaring and Jessica ask Melissa what’s wrong. Then they see Melissa roaring with blood coming from her head, then her noise falls off and her skin begins to fall off. Then it shows an alien called the Master of Disguise by Daniel another astronaut, who roars and pukes on the medical officer and grabs Jerry and breaks his arm throws him across the room and tears off his arms hits him with his own arms. Then breaks some glass in the operating room looks at the injured alien and the injured alien looks back and the Master of Disguise alien grabs the injured alien and starts beating up the injured alien. It punches it a thousand times and bites it back and eats the injured alien’s flesh and then Jerry gets back on his feet and runs out of the spaceship and gets killed by other aliens which enter the ship and start killing everyone. An alien throws the Master of Disguise weapons and gear. A dozen astronauts on the American are slaughtered by these extraterrestrials. They take the injured alien away.
Jessica looks out of the ship and sees a bigger alien grabbing the injured alien by the head and roars then jumps goes into the ground. Jessica then sends a report to NASA stating that they were attacked by extraterrestrials with advanced technology and the alien locals are not friendly. She says we had found an injured alien before the attack and then Melissa went to take a shower and she turned out to be an alien in disguise. She also says bigger aliens attacked and kidnapped the injured one.
Meanwhile, the aliens that attacked the Americans find the cryogenic capsules that the American has. Then they open them and one alien pulls a razor-sharp blade and stabs the person inside pulls the person out with its blade and lets go out the person who’s know dead. Another alien shoots some of the capsules with a laser gun, blood and green liquid fly into the air and fall back down. The alien with the injured alien, the leader of the group grabs person hasn’t wakened from the cryogenic sleep and tears the person apart.
FROM ALIENS’ PERSPECTIVE
To the aliens we’re like bugs that could just step on with no harm. The aliens are very angry that the Americans stole the injured alien, because the injured alien was police officer on their planet and these aliens are criminals, they’re gangsters that kill whatever they see whether it’s from another planet or not. They wear with graffiti on it
Before the humans came to make contact, the injured alien was a much respected police officer on its planet and was sent to find the gang’s hideout. This gang was known as the Bredordref (which is English written version of the alien word) which means the Killers of the Desert. He was from a desert society that likes live underground and the cities are just like elevators to get to the surface. It used a tracking device that it more technologically superior to any tracking device on our planet, then the police alien was infiltrated by the gang shoot its laser gun and fought them, but lost. The gang members abused the police alien and stole his gear and left the police alien to bleed in the sand, which lead to the humans finding the police alien. But the human didn’t know it was a police officer, they just called it the injured alien.
The gang takes the injured police alien and dead humans back to their hide-out which is underground. The gang tortures the police alien in all sorts of different ways, meanwhile the leader alien which is very dangerous crime lord who’s trying to rule over the lands. The leader is responsible for many attacks; the ganged terrorized a subarea area. They killed hundreds of neighborhood aliens. In many ways the leader alien is like Osama Bin Laden on the Alien World.
The leader tells a psychotic butcher alien to cut the humans they killed for food. The butcher does what the leader says and prepares the dead humans for lunch. But to the human astronauts they’re just any alien, not criminals.
FROM HUMANS’ PERSPECTIVE
Jessica waits to get a response from NASA and it finally happens, NASA tells Jessica they got her report. They tell that they must get off the planet and Jessica says that’s great and they tell her after they get back to main ship they must head back to Earth. Then they hear Dr. Monique scream and they run outside see an alien gang member ripping out Monique’s intestines and eating them and Jessica pulls out two pistols and begins shooting the alien and the alien grabs her and throws her. The alien takes Monique’s body and rips out all her organs and limbs, then Jessica closes the ship tell the other surviving crew members their leaving. They turn on the ship and they leave, as they reach the clouds Drew shows up asks “Are we forgetting something” and Jessica says no. Then Jessica asks where the French are and Drew answers “they’re all dead” and then stabs Jessica with scalpel and grabs her hair and pulls her down to ground and tell her he’s not Drew and Drew was the one whose organ in the hole and O’Neill is still alive and that he’s an alien in disguise. He says his gang is going to spread throughout the galaxy and that they know that humans are going to overpopulate Earth spread out and that his leader will kill the humans before the aliens’ military does. And gang member invaded the French ship are on board the main ship.
Jessica says “why are you aliens trying to kill us” and the alien in disguise as Drew says “because you humans are like ants, we can kill you without any law enforcement caring and you are going to rule over the galaxy in the farther future, and we will do what your dumb military failed a long time before, wipe you guys out”. Jessica says “so you guys are like terrorists?” and the alien in disguise says “no we aren’t we’re gangsters, drug lords; and another reason we want to kill you humans is because we need a new planet to inhabit, because no one on our planet wants us here, so we’ll steal your planet” and the alien in disguise says “we are the ultimate murderers”.
Then Jessica is killed.
THE END
Friday, November 25, 2011
Alien Vault:The Definitive Story of the Making of the Film
Hey, everyone I got a book that BluCollection reviewed called: Alien Vault the Definitive Story of the Making of the Film by Ian Nathan. I got it at Barnes & Nobles and it's pretty big book, it's a hardcover book and came a thick slipcase. It's pretty detailed on how they made the movie, the book is mainly about the first movie the original 1979 film Alien directed by Ridley Scott. Only two pages talk about the other movies, which is pretty lame. That's something BluCollection got wrong in his video, it said that the whole book was about all the movie, but it only talks about the first one and only two pages talk about the other Alien movies. But other than that, the book's fantastic. I give it 4 out of 5 stars.
This is BluCollection's fantastic flip-through of Alien Vault:
Friday, September 30, 2011
Alamogordo Fiesta 2011
Hello, it's Jediah here with another blog. It's about a festival going here in Alamogordo, New Mexico. It's called the "Fiesta", the name doesn't tell you about what kind of festival it is. It's just a "Fiesta", well I just got back from it, but I just went there for food. The food was great, loved it =3.
It continues through Saturday and Sunday. So I've got enough time to experience it.
It continues through Saturday and Sunday. So I've got enough time to experience it.
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